ITALY AND WATER BASED EROTICA
All I wanted to achieve on my trip to Italy was a golden glow with minimal skin damage, to consume an absurd quantity of pasta, pizza, bread and wine, and read as much as I could. Based on these goals alone, the holiday was a total success. I'd been saving The Pisces by Melissa Broder so it could be my poolside read. The title kind of put me off as I've only met one pisces that I've liked, however I did like the astrological reference. The pull of the ocean is palpable and present throughout. I also don't usually enjoy fantasy themes, but Broder writes in a way that is so hysterical, tender and witty that I almost believed the merman sex was real. Yes that's right I said merman sex. I couldn't quite believe it either, and some of the other erotic scenes were so viciously honest they brought colour to my cheeks and made me scoff out loud at times. It was funny and also tense watching Jake and friends have the same, sometimes more dramatic reaction as certain